PEOPLE, ARE YOU READY? I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY.

I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT

FRINGE.

( HOLY FUCKBALLS, MARY IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT FRINGE. )

Guys, you know who I hate? All of you. How could you know the commercials for Kate Walsh's perfume were absolutely ridiculous AND NOT TELL ME? ( I mean, who are you people? )

Holy boring Friday, Batman. I slept through the afternoon and woke up to a fancy storm and zero internetz. You'd think that would be the perfect scenario for some distraction-free writing, but I ended up attempting to draw directly on Paint Shop Pro, ( to strange results. )

Oh man, updating this junk a month later means I'll want to say ridiculous things about a bunch of stuff and probably forget (or, most likely, sit here and just talk about Dina Meyer being reason enough to ignore the sins of Birds of Prey.)

Things that have happened since I last (publicly) made fun of Fringe:

i. Weird musical choices! Allegedly ( Read more... )

HI.

Remember when I singlehandedly led a crusade against the Church of Meg? WELL, IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN.

I am here to remind you that no matter what pirateygoodness (and possibly thrace_) tells you about Fringe, no matter how many cardigans she offers to knit you and not me, no matter who she pairs up with Olivia Yawnhum, you should know the truth. And the truth about ( Read more... )

Meanwhile...

Call me Effie, she says. How were the mushrooms?
- Feeders and Eaters

Oh.

Bedlam the 13th: This Halloween, Effy Stonem wants raw meat. I see Neil Gaiman, I see.

If you have read this post by some ridiculous pirate loser who does not take my Evil seriously, you may have wondered (for about 2 seconds) who's Mary? what ridiculous thing?

( This ridiculous thing )

Sweet Shirley, I really wanted some fic to read. Or pizza. It's a tough choice.

(I guess this is sort of a request for recs? IDK. What have you been reading, flist?)

AND NOW, MORE IMPORTANTLY:

Reason #6791 why I refuse to even attempt to write a certain Cara/Kahlan fic for The Ridiculous Porn Lady of Dunstan a certain person:

( Here I will describe a dream that exposes the inner workings of my brain. You will no longer want to be my friend after this. )